I come, graymalkin!
Cats find Celtic names irresistible. Something about them brings out the instinctive need for a mother figure that all cats feel. (see item #72 Things that are Squishy but not too squishy). There is something about nestling in the ample bosooms of a Bronwyn or Elspeth that reminds cats of their days as kittens.
Women named Bronwyn or Elspeth also tend to have a bumper sticker on their car (usually a 1989 pacer whose shocks on the left side are riding a little low) that reads "The goddess is alive and magic is afoot." Cats can't get enough of that sort of old time religion and the exciting broom rides that go with it.
Cats find Celtic names irresistible. Something about them brings out the instinctive need for a mother figure that all cats feel. (see item #72 Things that are Squishy but not too squishy). There is something about nestling in the ample bosooms of a Bronwyn or Elspeth that reminds cats of their days as kittens.
Women named Bronwyn or Elspeth also tend to have a bumper sticker on their car (usually a 1989 pacer whose shocks on the left side are riding a little low) that reads "The goddess is alive and magic is afoot." Cats can't get enough of that sort of old time religion and the exciting broom rides that go with it.
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