What, man! ne'er pull your hat upon your brows
Look at the picture above. The cat on the left is happy. That's because the cat on the left is imaginary. The cat on the right is real, as are the half-inch deep gouges left on her hooman's body 10 seconds after this picture was taken. Let's get things straight here folks: Cats Do Not Like Wearing Hats!
Hats are (with apologies to Bronwyin and Elspeth ) redolant of renaissance faires and bald spots. Cats appreciate neither. Cats are also proud of their perky ears, and anything that restricts the movement of their ears will only enrage these sensitive creatures.
Everybody, do the Safety Dance!
Look at the picture above. The cat on the left is happy. That's because the cat on the left is imaginary. The cat on the right is real, as are the half-inch deep gouges left on her hooman's body 10 seconds after this picture was taken. Let's get things straight here folks: Cats Do Not Like Wearing Hats!
Hats are (with apologies to Bronwyin and Elspeth ) redolant of renaissance faires and bald spots. Cats appreciate neither. Cats are also proud of their perky ears, and anything that restricts the movement of their ears will only enrage these sensitive creatures.
Everybody, do the Safety Dance!
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